Ted’s Steamed Burger Does What it Says in the Tin

There’s no arguing Ted’s Restaurant‘s steamed cheeseburgers are world famous. Not since the circa 1959 burger joint was featured in George Motz‘s Hamburger America, the book as well as the film, and on the TV show Man v. Food.

But convincing family members that Ted’s had been worth the schlep to Meridien, a small city in central Connecticut about 100 miles northeast of New York? No such luck. Laurie, Bill, Aaron and Viv Youngandfoodish were all put off by the dense, monochromatic, flavour-challenged burger meat. So was I.

Even so, just viewing the steaming process live was a hair-raiser, literally: Follicular penetration by steamed burger grease vapours must be experienced in person, up close. The HDTV experience just doesn’t scream SHAMPOO. Likewise, plasma televisions do not do justice to plasma cheese – a steaming wet white goo poured and pushed all over the sweaty outlines of the burger.

Credit for inventing steamed burgers, as term is understood in this part of New England, goes to Jack’s Lunch, a defunct diner in nearby Middletown Connecticut. At Ted’s (and other area diners and lunch counters) they’re made by loading rectangular beef patties individually into metal trays a size larger than sardine tins and sliding these into a stainless-steel steam cabinet for a steam bath. In theory burger doneness could be controlled according to the length of time a patty gets locked up in the steam bath. Ted’s can not or does not bother: Each burger comes out well done, which, to me, is a misnomer: They should call it not very done. Most of the juice gets sweated out of the beef and is left behind in the little trays and later drained. (Heston would inject that grease back into the burger.)

Ted\'s Steamed Cheeseburgers

Ted’s degreased and compacted burgers are not well served by unremarkable, oversize Kaiser rolls, aka Vienna rolls. (I’m sympathetic: you go try fitting a rectangular burger in a round bun.) The blandness of the white “Cheddar” doesn’t help. Yet it is the sensuously molten consistency of that odorless cheese, steamed in the same manner as the burgers, that makes me almost glad we didn’t lunch that December day at The Original Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana in New Haven Connecticut. I can’t wait to try the technique out in London on cheeses that tend to either separate or seize up when you try to melt them. For the test I’ll be sure to choose a genine Cheddar, one that that doesn’t require quote marks.

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Comments

  1. Yeebot says:

    Oh wow… I saw this place on Man vs Food just the other day and found it quite fascinating! Nice to hear an honest opinion beyond the hype. They certainly looked juicy enough, shame about the taste!

    By the way, I met you a while back at the Chilli Stand Off! :) *waves*

  2. Kavey says:

    Don’t know how long you’ve had that animated banner with the printed letter sheets but I’ve just noticed it and love it! So fun!

  3. Daniel Young says:

    Thanks, Kavey. The animated banner is a pop-up produced for young&foodish by the graphic design consultancy Abrahams. The photos are by our friend Paul Winch-Furness. It was introduced in early November and, as a pop-up, will only run for another month or two.

  4. Fred Smith says:

    This idea is very intriguing. Do you think a steamed cheeseburger could ever be a triumph? How have your experiments with steamed cheese worked out?

  5. John says:

    I get that it’s intriguing, but surely in your heart of hearts, you knew this was no way to treat a burger and likely to end in abject dissapointment?

  6. Daniel Young says:

    @John – Fair point. On the other hand there might be a place for a fully steamed burger, like this one.

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