Few clichés in food criticism are as vacuous as this observation commonly applied to exotic cuisines: Not all dishes will be to all tastes... The last to use it was Matthew Norman of The Guardian in his Weekend magazine review of the London Szechuan restaurant My Old...
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Guardian critic likens squid to a Durex
In his review of The Wine Theatre on London's South Bank, the Guardian's Matthew Norman quotes the expert opinion of his dining companion, who says the squid salad "was like eating a well lubricated Durex." Is Norman overestimating his readers? The analogy is of...
The Guardian’s Matthew Norman is either derelict or diabetic in his duties
My first objection to Norman's review of The Crown Inn in the London commuter county of Buckinghamshire may sound like a quibble, but it does illustrate his propensity to base his pronouncements on thin evidence. He samples but two of the mains on offer (6 on the menu...
Do you have to be fat to be a great cook?
In his review of Corrigan's Mayfair in London, Matthew Norman devotes the first 285 words to a single hypothesis: The best professional cooks are, like Norman himself, portly: Just as you can't put too much faith in a bald barber or in a psychiatrist whose jacket does...