On Monday 15th November 2010 at 19:00 hours I led a red-shirted swarm of BurgerMondiacs to the Burger King at London’s Waterloo Station. Our mission was to elude security, occupy the upper level of the burger monarch’s restaurant and impose table service.

Our plot was foiled. Having intercepted our coded messages on twitter, BK pursued the nuclear option. Two agents disguised as chefs stockpiled the kitchen with a top-secret, untested weapon code-named “the Atomic Whopper”.

How did we know these dudes were spies? If you watch the uncensored youtube video closely you may observe that their white chefs jackets were simply too clean to be genuine:

5) As the ultimate expression of anti-snob snobbism

4) Few London restaurant kitchens do burgers with same consistency

3) With volunteer waiters serving the @burgermonday mob we’d be doing our bit for David Cameron’s Big Society

2) Waterloo Station has good links

1) For a laugh